Killed on the river

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Amature Poker Association and Tour

It was brought to my attention that there was a £75 buy in tournament in Birmingham and I thought I would see if I could get myself sponsored.

I have made an application to the members of www.pokerplasm.com and so far I have had an excellent response.

The tourney starts on September 23rd.

I will keep you up to date with all the events.

D

Thursday, July 13, 2006

I been away so Long!

IT has been a long time since I posted anything here, as this is my main outlet for my moans and groans I am here again!

I was playing 5c/10c table last night and when I received pocket Jacks, I pushed $4 with it only to come up against Queens!

Then I had Queens and they were beaten by aces.

Now, this is the one that really hurt:

I was playing in a STT in 2nd position with 5 left and I had AhJd and bet 5xBB (now 25/50) to $450, this was seen by the player to my left (Big Stack) and the other players all fold. Jh, 5h, 7h hits the flop and I go all in, Big Stack sees my all in and shows 5, 7 (WTF) but theres a flush out for me, the turn is rubbish and the river is 7h, a moment of joy is destroyed by the realisation that he had hit his boat!

I chastised him for a moment "WTF, you saw a 5xBB bet preflop with 5, 7" no replie. "That was a real monkee call!"

I wished everyone good luck and left the game!

A wholly unsatisfying day at the tables!

Fucking Fish!!

D

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Sky - I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!

Sky are introducing their High Definition (HD) broadcasting next week. This is a good thing.
If you want to receive the HD channels you will need to buy a new box (£299) and pay a £10 per month subscription plus a £60 instillation fee. This is not good.

I spoke to the HD customer services and was disgusted to hear that this new sevice will cost me £480 for the 1st year. I think the £60 instillation fee is waved if ordered before a certain date?

ME: "What happens if I decide that I no longer want to subscribe to sky?"
Sky: "Your subscription is for a year"
ME: "OK, in a year I decide to cancel my subscription, what happens then?"
Sky: "You would no longer be able to recieve the sky channels"
ME: "What about the box, would I still be able to use the facility of the box?"
Sky: "The Sky HD and the Sky+ facilities are subscriptions services and if you cancel your subscription these facilities will no longer be available"
ME: "What happens to the box?"
Sky: "You keep the box"
ME: "I am byoing the box to be able to watch HD TV, if I cancel my subscription to Sky then the box becomes a very expensive paperweight!"
Sky "Im not sure where you going, why would you want to canel your sky subscription?"
ME: "I bought a sky+ box and when I tried to cancel my subscription I was told that the Hard Disk facility I paid for would become useless, even though I can use the sky+ box to watch freeview channels, why cant I use the boxes facilities?"
Sky: "Thats because Sky+ is a subscription service"
ME: "Then why did I need to pay £200 for the box if the service is not available unless I pay you a further fee to use it, similar to having to pay for your steering wheel everytime you drive your car"
Sky: "I do not agree"
ME: "Wheather you agree or not the fact that I need to purchase a device then pay a subscription to use its facilities is extreamly unfair, I understand that the sky channels would be blocked if I cancelled my subscription but blocking the facilitie of the machine is totally mad, you even block my ability to watch pre recorde programmes!"
Sky: "Subscription to theses services is part of the contract"
ME: "Convince me I need to spend £500 for this new HD box then!"
Sky :"You have all the information, you need to make your mind up and call back if you decide to go ahead with this or not"
ME: "I think Ill wait untill Telewest bring their PVR system on line, thanks for your time"

D

Thursday, May 04, 2006

Sky TV, are we getting a good service?

I will try and remain calm and collected about this subject.

I bought a sky+ system about 2 years ago and found the system to be a revolution. Briefly Sky+ allows you to record TV to a hard disk which allows you to pause and rewind live TV. It allows you to setup a series link which will record ever programme in a series, i.e. The Simpson’s or Battlestar Gallactica, which I would often miss if I didn’t have this facility (funny enough I tend to remember these programmes more now than before anyway!). Its a very convenient way of recording and watching your TV, no need to watch adverts anymore, just fast forward through them. No need to miss the programme you have been waiting for because the phone rings or you want a cup of tea or need the toilet. Its a brilliant system and I could go back to watching a standard TV for this reason. The fee for this facility is not free, it costs an additional £10 per month for the hard disk recording facility, if you subscribe to two or more premium channels then the Sky+ fee is waived (that’s very good of them).

HOWEVER
You would think that after paying £199 for the Sky+ system (which basically offers the hard disk recording over a normal satellite receiver) that if you no longer wished to subscribe to sky for their very expensive TV packages I would still be able to use the hard disk facility, after all why did I pay £199 for the equipment?

The answer is no. If you cancel your subscription to Sky then you also loose the hard disk recording facility! Yes, the hard disk recorder you bought will be locked by Sky if you stop your subscription to sky, Just imagine if you bought a TV and had to pay an additional £10 per month so you could use the AV channels? How would that make you feel? Or if you bought a car and had to pay every time you used the electric windows? This is an unfair and unjust fee and I want to see it stopped.

On top of this Sky+ keep upgrading the system, this should be a good thing, and on the whole it was, during one of the 1st upgrades my system saw was to enable two recordings at the same time and still be able to watch a previously recorded programme, brilliant. But then Sky decided in their wisdom that they would change the way the planner worked and this had significant effects on how the Sky+ box worked, it often crashed. If a programme was paused or rewound whilst another programme was being recorded the box would crash, meaning a reset was needed which meant you either stopped watching TV or interrupted a recording whilst you reset the machine.

A friend of mine wrote to Sky and complained about the problems he was having and said if it was not rectified he would be cancelling his subscription after 15 years of loyalty to Sky. Sky’s reply was basically, oh well, it was nice having you as a customer.

When I wrote to sky via a contact us link on the website they replied "We cannot deal with this matter any further as your customer account number has not been included". All I asked was when the system would be more stable and what other changes and problems I should expect!

It is apparent to me that there is no competition to sky, even if you opt to view your TV with Telewest or NTL you are still paying sky for their channels. The only difference is the customer service.

And now Sky are Launching their high definition (HD) channels. HD allows you to view TV at a much higher quality; this will come at an extra cost of £10 per month, unless you subscribe to two or more premium channels.

Whilst on the subject of HD on Sky. I was flicking through the channels after buying a HD ready TV and happened across a few channels offering HD viewing with a banner across the screen that read "For information on how to subscribe to this channel call Sky on 0870 XXXXXXX, now take into account that 0870 number are charged at national rate, it takes around 5 minutes to get through the switchboard at sky to speak to a human and then your lucky if they can deal with your request. I was told "We have no information about the HD channels; you will need to call back again when we have more information"
"When will you have more information?" I asked
"We have not been given that information?"
"Why does it tell me to call you at 0870 rates on the screen for more information about subscription?"
"I do not know, I’m sure the screen doesn’t say that"
"I can assure you it say, and I’m reading this of the screen new" I read the screen to her.
"I can’t help you with that"
"So, you have just charged me 10 minutes call on an 0870 number to tell me what I already knew?"
"I can’t help you any further, would you like to speak to a supervisor?"
"No thanks, I’m already paying for your ignorance"
I’m sure I have something on my file saying I’m an awkward customer.

I hope someone organises a walk out for sky customers, Id join it.

I understand that Sky has to make a profit, but the customers should not be fleeced!

Im sure I can think of other things but Im too wound up now and have to go and calm down.

D

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

As the great Morpheus said....

"Some things change and some things never change"

Here I sit writing this blog, its lunch time and Im thinking I havent written anything for my blog in a while, so I better put something up just so I know I have kept my promise to myself. Nothing has happened of note recently and I dont want to look back at this blog in years to come and thin k to myself "Why didnt I do more?"

It was my birthday just the other day and I had a wonderful day. Jack (3) woke me up and I made him breakfast and myself a Coffee, we then sat and watched Childrens TV and played silly games until the rest of the family woke. It is unusal for me to be awake this early (about 7:30am) as I normally stay up at the weekends until a mad hour (3 - 4 am) but I crashed at about 11:30, the change of being up in the house before the 2 older children awoke gave me a little time to wake before the bickering started and the shouting and the sniping "Dad, Mel did this" or "Dom did that" it gets to a point where you could just walk out, now I know what my perants must have felt like as my brother and I never did get on that well growing up.

About 9:30 in the morning my wife and all 3 boys called me to the living room and presented me with a bag of presents, some of which were obviously rapped by the children, they reminded me of a Will Smith record, nice idea, porr;ly rapped!

Now, I told my wife what I wanted and I get a new XBOX controller and a Rechargable battery and cable, which I think will be worth its weight in cadmium! I alos received a book entitled "Puddings" which 98% of the contents are not suitable for my wife who is diabetic and wheat intolorant! So I do not understand that as she will moan if I make anything from the book! (she wont really, but she will make it known she is disappointed)

The rest of the day went well and some friends brought me a home made cake which contained the dark matter equivilant of sugar, the cake actually bent and threw the laws of physics all over the place. Just looking at the cake mad my teeth itch.

Oblivion on the xbox is excellent and I would recommend it to any RPG fan looking for an new challange! I will add some more about this soon. Im also looking forward to seeing Final fatasy XI as it is a MMORPG, and I like those.

Thanks for stopping by.

D

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Come and visit us at sherbertdip.com

The link will not be activated for a few days, but when it is, come and visit us at sherbertdip.com

What is sherbertdip.com. I hear you ask, well, it is a forum where you are able to express all your comical ideas, get thioise funny things that you may not want to express elswhere and just get it out there.

We are also offering anyone who writes comedy or would like to write comedy the opportunity to run their ideas past an audiance that has comedy on its mind.

We are a group of individuals who wich to express our comic ideas to an audience who can help expand the idea and possibly turn it into a web idea, a film idea or even a podcast or other media output.

The site is basic at the moment and we really do need the membership to increase to make it worthwhile us putting extra time and effort into it, come alongf and express yourself! Watch a community grow!

D

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Nothing has happened, ill write about that!

Really, nothing has hqappened. I have an ongoing back problem which has kept me, pretty much, out of action over the last few weeks. I have played the odd HU match and am about evens to the beginning of last month.

The only other thing of real interest that has happened is the 360, which has, I am happy to say, has kept me away from the poker tables.

D